The Personal Chef

Published on January 20, 2026 at 9:29 AM

I was helping a male client make lunch. He announced he would be cooking, proudly declaring, “I’m a professional chef today!” Five minutes later, he had poured a full cup of cereal into a frying pan on high heat. When I suggested we order pizza instead, he looked offended and said, “Next time, don’t rush the chef.” Sometimes my job is protecting the building from culinary disasters.

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